Just because I'm a closet Sci-Fi geek

SS Dad and I were working on a couple of house-keeping projects all at once. We were cleaning out the "Harry Potter closet" (you know, the cupboard under the stairs) as well as the front closet, our bedroom closet and some stuff in the storage area of the basement. Fred and Four found the Light Sabers that are normally hidden away for safety purposes and decided to have a fight. Here's how it went.

Fred: I'm Dark Vader

Four: No (whine, scream) I'm Dark Vader.

Fred: OK. Then I'm Light Vader.

(commence bashing the light sabers at each other)

Fred: Aaaaaarrrrgghhh!!! Cccccrrrrryyyyy.

Me: What happened?

Fred: Dark Vader hit me on the head with her lifesaver.

Oy. Heaven help me.